How to Kill A Rooster

Conversation with a neighboring volunteer.

“The rooster wakes me up every morning at five.  It needs to die.”

“So tell your family to kill it.”

“I’ve hinted at it, but they aren’t biting.”

“Tell them you’re anemic and need to eat meat.”

“I don’t want to actually eat the rooster.  I need it to die another way.  Do you think poison would work?”

“I don’t know.  I think the cats or dogs would be more likely to eat it.”

“Well, what other way is there?”

“Does your house have a second story?”

“Yeah.”

“Stand on the balcony and wait until the rooster walks underneath and then drop something on him.”

“That could work.”

“It would totally work.”

Besos!